Archive for January, 2008

Al buddy, I have a bad-good news situation for you.
First, let’s start with the bad news. The Ruskies are telling us that your alleged global warming may turn into actual global freezing, as many real dissident scientists had already told us.

The real reasons for climate changes are uneven solar radiation, terrestrial precession (that is, axis gyration), instability of oceanic currents, regular salinity fluctuations of the Arctic Ocean surface waters, etc. There is another, principal reason—solar activity and luminosity. The greater they are the warmer is our climate.

Astrophysics knows two solar activity cycles, of 11 and 200 years. Both are caused by changes in the radius and area of the irradiating solar surface. The latest data, obtained by Habibullah Abdusamatov, head of the Pulkovo Observatory space research laboratory, say that Earth has passed the peak of its warmer period, and a fairly cold spell will set in quite soon, by 2012. Real cold will come when solar activity reaches its minimum, by 2041, and will last for 50-60 years or even longer.

Being pragmatic, I would suggest building whole bunch of nuclear plants, so we are ready for the time when all other resources are gone. In addition, hit Walmart store and get a lifetime supply of REALY warm underwear – you will need it!

Now, as for the good news. Don’t worry about Norwegians! They will NOT take their Nobel prize away from you. By the time they understand that you were a fraud, Norway is going to be deep under the ice and NOBODY is going to care about them. Enjoy your limos, jets and lavish mansions, since nobody will quiz you on this subject any more.
Al Gore being practical

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Well,

The genius of America’s “left” has announced to day on his blog the following …

“I am not endorsing anyone at this point. This is simply how I feel in the first week of the process to replace George W. Bush.”

I have a simple question to this this guy – WHO gives a shit cares “slim”, REALY? Do you actualy think, that even an average democrat cares whom a known America hater (you know – the one that travels to ‘Old” Europe so often to bash not only George Bush, but ALL Americans) endorses?

Also, as you correctly noticed, George W. Bush is on his last year of his presidency, so … why does you think love to use Ebonics from time to time that any Democrat are still running against HIM? I have a flash news for you Michael – YOU can sleep, do nothing (maybe except for occasional trip to Pizza Hut for a “supersized” peperoni or Hawaiian special), and George W. ain’t gonna be the next President of this country – for sure!

BTW, Mikey, I think you DO need some serious help – TODAY Not even Dr. Laura is going to help you bro! I listen to her from time to time and know her limits – she ain’t it. In your case, strong medication will have to be used. You don’t even have to go to Kuba to get it, since you can afford the best in this good U.S. of A.

Your longing for yet another nut job your friend Al Gore to run for the the office of the President just proves my point, when you say:

I’ve been wanting to ask the question, “Where are you, Al Gore?”

Well, your buddy Al is busy making a fortune off his new “religion” of environment. He was anointed by the Norwegian Nobel committee to be the high priest of the “Greens”, and now babe is a ch-aching time…
If your other best friend Bill was able to “recover” financially after the Monika’s stain on the blue dress episode, why shouldn’t Al? At least, he didn’t rape Oh sh.t, I almost forgot about the disclaimer allegedly any woman !

I found a great 30 sec replay to Michael Moore’s about his trip to Cuba by Fred Thomson – short and sweeeeet:

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