News flash for Al Gore …

Al buddy, I have a bad-good news situation for you.
First, let’s start with the bad news. The Ruskies are telling us that your alleged global warming may turn into actual global freezing, as many real dissident scientists had already told us.

The real reasons for climate changes are uneven solar radiation, terrestrial precession (that is, axis gyration), instability of oceanic currents, regular salinity fluctuations of the Arctic Ocean surface waters, etc. There is another, principal reason—solar activity and luminosity. The greater they are the warmer is our climate.

Astrophysics knows two solar activity cycles, of 11 and 200 years. Both are caused by changes in the radius and area of the irradiating solar surface. The latest data, obtained by Habibullah Abdusamatov, head of the Pulkovo Observatory space research laboratory, say that Earth has passed the peak of its warmer period, and a fairly cold spell will set in quite soon, by 2012. Real cold will come when solar activity reaches its minimum, by 2041, and will last for 50-60 years or even longer.

Being pragmatic, I would suggest building whole bunch of nuclear plants, so we are ready for the time when all other resources are gone. In addition, hit Walmart store and get a lifetime supply of REALY warm underwear – you will need it!

Now, as for the good news. Don’t worry about Norwegians! They will NOT take their Nobel prize away from you. By the time they understand that you were a fraud, Norway is going to be deep under the ice and NOBODY is going to care about them. Enjoy your limos, jets and lavish mansions, since nobody will quiz you on this subject any more.
Al Gore being practical